rumor that Paris Hilton got robbed
She was out at the club all nite and
when she came home she noticed that
3 millie of bling was gone!
she also got a new cah.... nice choice
but why not hot pink?
why princess pink?
Monday, December 22, 2008
What's hot with Paris Hilton
This post was originally about spreadin'
rumor that Paris Hilton got robbed
She was out at the club all nite and
when she came home she noticed that
3 millie of bling was gone!
she also got a new cah.... nice choice
but why not hot pink?
why princess pink?
rumor that Paris Hilton got robbed
She was out at the club all nite and
when she came home she noticed that
3 millie of bling was gone!
she also got a new cah.... nice choice
but why not hot pink?
why princess pink?
Saturday, December 20, 2008
In the papah
Here's an article from the Chicago Tribune
cuz we called them and told them to come out.
I'm surprised the news wasn't there.
Sneakerheads don't mind the chill if they can buy scarce Air Jordans
Shoe collectors camp out on Michigan Avenue outside Niketown for a chance at one of the last numbered pairs
By Steve Schmadeke | Tribune reporter
December 19, 2008
When Detroit residents Tim Muir and Chris Nielsen appeared outside the Niketown store on Michigan Avenue, carrying enough cold-weather gear to cross Siberia, word quickly spread among shoe fanatics.
Only a few hours later, Bridgeport resident Joe Gorman, 27, called a contact at the store, who acknowledged the line had formed. Gorman's girlfriend, Clara Cinta, dropped him off outside. While Cinta bought a $30 tent, did laundry and gathered supplies, Gorman called friends in Ohio and Michigan, who immediately set out for Chicago.
They were all after the same thing—the last pairs of numbered Air Jordans Nike apparently plans to sell. A total of 23 U.S. stores are each selling 23 pairs on Dec. 23 at $230 a pop. (Air Jordans have been on the market for 23 years).
"It's the end of an era," Muir said wistfully.
Sneaker fans said they think the shoes can be resold for around $2,000.
Gorman also called Detroit resident Simon Carter, 24, who after spending a cold night in line said Thursday he contracted pneumonia last time he waited outside in freezing weather for a pair of shoes, but that didn't stop him.
"It was a month before I felt like myself again," said Carter, who owns about 500 pairs of sneakers. "But we're dedicated—I'm a die-hard sneaker fan."
Carter had nothing on Artino Sowunmi, 21, who flew in from California with two friends. They brought a six-person tent, chairs and a paperback copy of "Atlas Shrugged."
"Some people collect cars, some people collect cups, I collect shoes," Sowunmi explained Thursday as frozen winds raced down Michigan Avenue. He traveled to Chicago because he said four of the five California stores selling shoes were "shady"—workers only sold to friends or raffled the shoes off.
The bitter cold was affecting even Chicago natives.
"You just can't get the chatter out of the bones all day—for like a week afterwards," said Gorman, explaining what it was like to sleep in a tent on cold concrete.
Gorman said he called in "shoe" to work ("Yeah, there's another rare shoe, and I'll be outside for a couple days.") and insisted that the roughly $1,200 he spends a month on shoes (not including glass display cases) is worth it.
"I spend a lot, but in return I get good friends and I'm also getting one hell of an experience," he said. "Hopefully, five years from now I can sell [the shoes] and put a down payment on a house."
Despite the cold and lack of sleep, the atmosphere was friendly. Sneakerheads passed around two portable heaters supplied by Rosemont resident Shane Money, 28, and gamely answered questions for puzzled passersby: What are you doing? Are you homeless? Are you crazy?
Store employees eventually had mercy and handed out orange wristbands to reserve their places shortly before 4 p.m. Thursday. The out-of-towners packed up and said they planned to do some sight-seeing. Gorman and his girlfriend could now make her sister's 17th birthday celebration.
More than 23 wristbands were handed out. Near the end of the line, Little Village resident Darnell Mangum, 33, held out hope he'd get a pair of shoes to resell at a profit. He has three children to buy Christmas presents for and rent to pay on what he's making selling concessions in sections 436 and 437 at Soldier Field, he said. He saw his cold wait outside as part of a classic American endeavor.
"America is the home of the hustler," he said.
sschmadeke@tribune.com
Guess what!???
Ok this is a such a funny incident!!!
I don't know if you will be laughing
but I have for days!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok So we were outside Niketown
and its the daytime and the walkway is getting
crowded especially with all us in the way
So Apes goes "Make way for the old lady"
And there's this classic mishgan ave old lady
old old lady! with a gangsta ass burberry scarf
and I said "she's an og"
So Joe up there "Jael" goes
"Ima teach you how to stunt, ma"
In a singing way
&&& the old lady stares Jael down
not scared of all us youngsters
Gives Jael a mean ass mug!
& She walks off
while we laugh our bellies off!
She was more gangstah than this
cuz we called them and told them to come out.
I'm surprised the news wasn't there.
Sneakerheads don't mind the chill if they can buy scarce Air Jordans
Shoe collectors camp out on Michigan Avenue outside Niketown for a chance at one of the last numbered pairs
By Steve Schmadeke | Tribune reporter
December 19, 2008
When Detroit residents Tim Muir and Chris Nielsen appeared outside the Niketown store on Michigan Avenue, carrying enough cold-weather gear to cross Siberia, word quickly spread among shoe fanatics.
Only a few hours later, Bridgeport resident Joe Gorman, 27, called a contact at the store, who acknowledged the line had formed. Gorman's girlfriend, Clara Cinta, dropped him off outside. While Cinta bought a $30 tent, did laundry and gathered supplies, Gorman called friends in Ohio and Michigan, who immediately set out for Chicago.
They were all after the same thing—the last pairs of numbered Air Jordans Nike apparently plans to sell. A total of 23 U.S. stores are each selling 23 pairs on Dec. 23 at $230 a pop. (Air Jordans have been on the market for 23 years).
"It's the end of an era," Muir said wistfully.
Sneaker fans said they think the shoes can be resold for around $2,000.
Gorman also called Detroit resident Simon Carter, 24, who after spending a cold night in line said Thursday he contracted pneumonia last time he waited outside in freezing weather for a pair of shoes, but that didn't stop him.
"It was a month before I felt like myself again," said Carter, who owns about 500 pairs of sneakers. "But we're dedicated—I'm a die-hard sneaker fan."
Carter had nothing on Artino Sowunmi, 21, who flew in from California with two friends. They brought a six-person tent, chairs and a paperback copy of "Atlas Shrugged."
"Some people collect cars, some people collect cups, I collect shoes," Sowunmi explained Thursday as frozen winds raced down Michigan Avenue. He traveled to Chicago because he said four of the five California stores selling shoes were "shady"—workers only sold to friends or raffled the shoes off.
The bitter cold was affecting even Chicago natives.
"You just can't get the chatter out of the bones all day—for like a week afterwards," said Gorman, explaining what it was like to sleep in a tent on cold concrete.
Gorman said he called in "shoe" to work ("Yeah, there's another rare shoe, and I'll be outside for a couple days.") and insisted that the roughly $1,200 he spends a month on shoes (not including glass display cases) is worth it.
"I spend a lot, but in return I get good friends and I'm also getting one hell of an experience," he said. "Hopefully, five years from now I can sell [the shoes] and put a down payment on a house."
Despite the cold and lack of sleep, the atmosphere was friendly. Sneakerheads passed around two portable heaters supplied by Rosemont resident Shane Money, 28, and gamely answered questions for puzzled passersby: What are you doing? Are you homeless? Are you crazy?
Store employees eventually had mercy and handed out orange wristbands to reserve their places shortly before 4 p.m. Thursday. The out-of-towners packed up and said they planned to do some sight-seeing. Gorman and his girlfriend could now make her sister's 17th birthday celebration.
More than 23 wristbands were handed out. Near the end of the line, Little Village resident Darnell Mangum, 33, held out hope he'd get a pair of shoes to resell at a profit. He has three children to buy Christmas presents for and rent to pay on what he's making selling concessions in sections 436 and 437 at Soldier Field, he said. He saw his cold wait outside as part of a classic American endeavor.
"America is the home of the hustler," he said.
sschmadeke@tribune.com
Guess what!???
Ok this is a such a funny incident!!!
I don't know if you will be laughing
but I have for days!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok So we were outside Niketown
and its the daytime and the walkway is getting
crowded especially with all us in the way
So Apes goes "Make way for the old lady"
And there's this classic mishgan ave old lady
old old lady! with a gangsta ass burberry scarf
and I said "she's an og"
So Joe up there "Jael" goes
"Ima teach you how to stunt, ma"
In a singing way
&&& the old lady stares Jael down
not scared of all us youngsters
Gives Jael a mean ass mug!
& She walks off
while we laugh our bellies off!
She was more gangstah than this
Friday, December 19, 2008
Jordan 23 Premier
I end up having to spent another blessed night
on Michigan Avenue at Niketown
but these are for profit not for me.
Last year the Jordan Titaniums went for over $1000
& these are expected to do as well
So I figured I might as well wait
in the cold night instead of staying home
and watching tv!
Thank God for the sleet storm cuz Nike gave out
wristbands for the elite 23.
I'm #9
But I gotta go there everyday at 9:30
until tuesday
Geez, all them annoying people who ask us what we are
waiting out here for? We usually lie to them and
make up crazy shit like
Hannah Montana Nike
Ditka 09
But when we tell them shoes or Jordans
they don't care!
Sorry no picture right now.
I'm not too sure what color they look like.
But this is us
The Californians couldn't believe it but
we're Chicagoans so we accept it
on Michigan Avenue at Niketown
but these are for profit not for me.
Last year the Jordan Titaniums went for over $1000
& these are expected to do as well
So I figured I might as well wait
in the cold night instead of staying home
and watching tv!
Thank God for the sleet storm cuz Nike gave out
wristbands for the elite 23.
I'm #9
But I gotta go there everyday at 9:30
until tuesday
Geez, all them annoying people who ask us what we are
waiting out here for? We usually lie to them and
make up crazy shit like
Hannah Montana Nike
Ditka 09
But when we tell them shoes or Jordans
they don't care!
Sorry no picture right now.
I'm not too sure what color they look like.
But this is us
The Californians couldn't believe it but
we're Chicagoans so we accept it
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Star Fish Wars Lovers
Actually its
star wars
fish lovers!
im too young to be a nerd for star wars
but its R2D2!
It moves and beeps &
it has secret food compartment!
I want it!!
star wars
fish lovers!
im too young to be a nerd for star wars
but its R2D2!
It moves and beeps &
it has secret food compartment!
I want it!!
Jordan Final Countdown Pack 11/12
Usually I wait out in line!
But not anymore cuz I get first dibbs on these
Since my work (a shoe spot) is gettin them.
Hey! I have been antcipating these for months!
At least they moved it up, cuz I told mama:
"Mama, for Christmas I don't want any presents
I just wanna wait in line all night for my shoes"
She said I was "loca" but she'd give me the
money for them since I been a good girl this year.
But too bad they didn't OG them in the original colorway
Liek I said in the earlier blog
I had these in 3rd grade 1997.
My Daddy bought them for me for like over $100
@ JCPenny!? & I put curly laces in them!
But not anymore cuz I get first dibbs on these
Since my work (a shoe spot) is gettin them.
Hey! I have been antcipating these for months!
At least they moved it up, cuz I told mama:
"Mama, for Christmas I don't want any presents
I just wanna wait in line all night for my shoes"
She said I was "loca" but she'd give me the
money for them since I been a good girl this year.
But too bad they didn't OG them in the original colorway
Liek I said in the earlier blog
I had these in 3rd grade 1997.
My Daddy bought them for me for like over $100
@ JCPenny!? & I put curly laces in them!
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Do you expect more from a slore?
I just found my October issue of Complex from irene!
& who cares that Seth Rogan is on one cover
Cuz what catches my eye is to see Aubrey O'Day on the other
Looking like a hot mess, as always!
But no really she was soaked and drunk slutty looking
I did like her for a lil bit cuz she was the outspoken
girl in Danity Kane tellin Diddy she don't wanna sing
about being heartbroken and vulnerable
she wants to sing about doing her thing
Now my philosophy is that
I don't knock a girl for being a whore.
So what? I don't believe that men can have all the fun
What a girl wants to do with herself should be on her.
I'm just saying that I wouldn't live my life like that
I mean Aubrey will probably regret that issue when
she's older cuz no one wants to be an old whore unless
ur from the movie Grandma's boy!
But that's why other girls hate on sluts
and yeah i guess if they hate they are probably
insecure that their man is likin it or whatever
but it's just nasty & annoying for a chick
just to be all on the d!ck
But anyways, back to Aubrey
She says in the mag she don't care if she's known
as the blonde whore & jenna jameson is her BFF
but she gets really raunchy in the mag
like talkin bout f*ckin on her period (war paint)
& says she was a virgin til she was 20
she never had a boyfriend in high school
& she likes porn & anal!
hmmm...maybe she should make a crew with Cordelia
& who cares that Seth Rogan is on one cover
Cuz what catches my eye is to see Aubrey O'Day on the other
Looking like a hot mess, as always!
But no really she was soaked and drunk slutty looking
I did like her for a lil bit cuz she was the outspoken
girl in Danity Kane tellin Diddy she don't wanna sing
about being heartbroken and vulnerable
she wants to sing about doing her thing
Now my philosophy is that
I don't knock a girl for being a whore.
So what? I don't believe that men can have all the fun
What a girl wants to do with herself should be on her.
I'm just saying that I wouldn't live my life like that
I mean Aubrey will probably regret that issue when
she's older cuz no one wants to be an old whore unless
ur from the movie Grandma's boy!
But that's why other girls hate on sluts
and yeah i guess if they hate they are probably
insecure that their man is likin it or whatever
but it's just nasty & annoying for a chick
just to be all on the d!ck
But anyways, back to Aubrey
She says in the mag she don't care if she's known
as the blonde whore & jenna jameson is her BFF
but she gets really raunchy in the mag
like talkin bout f*ckin on her period (war paint)
& says she was a virgin til she was 20
she never had a boyfriend in high school
& she likes porn & anal!
hmmm...maybe she should make a crew with Cordelia
Friday, December 12, 2008
party like a virgen
It's the day of the Virgin Guadalupe
and you can be sure that people in Mexico City
are partying in her honor for dayz! I mean all night!
So if you are not familiar with the story I'll tell you
So back in the 15th hundreds on Dec 12th
There was a dude named Juan Diego
& he was very poor & humble or somethin'
He was walkin when one day Lady Guadalupe came to him &
said "yo go tell the pope that I want a church built right here
and don't worry i'll take care of you, you'll be set for life."
So Juan Diego goes and tells the "papa" & he just blows him off
So whatever...
J.D. goes to sleep & the Virgen comes to him & told him
"What did I say? Well, go to the desert & grab these roses"
(Roses do not grow in the desert, no way no how)
But they were there, so he grabbed them and put them in his
cloak & when he went to the papa again, he dropped the roses to the floor
& the Virgen Mary appeared on it.
So that brought so much hope to the Mexican people
that she is called the Reina de Mexico (Queen of Mexico)
Theres 3 main churches now in Mexico City & a huge courtyard
that gets super packed whenever..
I always stop there when I land in Mexico City
& I'd advise others to do the same.
& Pray you make it out of that goody grimey city.
I believe in her because to me...she's just beautiful.
In a perfect mother's love...she'd always look out for her girl
&&& I do want to get this tattooed on my forearm or somewhere
I'm not lying...this is the actual cloak
still perfected in perfect shape
& If you're still not a believer...
In 1970's a crazy arsonist tried to blow up the piece & did
but it stood perfected! They also studied the inks & said no
way it could be man made.
So don't be closeminded! Miracles do happen!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
i ♥ chocolate
i don't know why but
im a chocolate freak!
they say is an afrodeziac...whatever that means
i have been just loving chocolate
and after looking at this you probably will too
this is that Chicago chocolate what you know bout that?!
im a chocolate freak!
they say is an afrodeziac...whatever that means
i have been just loving chocolate
and after looking at this you probably will too
this is that Chicago chocolate what you know bout that?!
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Pet$!
Hey there's a show on Animal Planet that Odee is watching
called Fat Pets!
And it's filled with damn fat pets that don't wanna do
a damn thing except lounge and eat!
Like whooaa! Chain them to the treadmill why don't ya!
dude the fattest cat in the world is named Archie
and they are throwing all these toys at him
and he isn't doing anything...just staring! LOL!
Well the other day, I was looking at my requirements for my major.
And I could change to pre-veterinary if I wanted to For a
hot minute I did consider wanting to be a vet.
Because I love all animals...if it were up to me my house would be a zoo!
But, I changed my mind cuz I couldn't bear to put them to sleep
or cut off their leg, or embarrass them with the stupid cone!
If anyone doesn't have a dog, I'd suggest getting at least 2!
Bee nice to pets, they are the cutest things ever,
they will always love you,
and they are way better & cheaper than having kids!
Watch out for the lazy fat dawg!
called Fat Pets!
And it's filled with damn fat pets that don't wanna do
a damn thing except lounge and eat!
Like whooaa! Chain them to the treadmill why don't ya!
dude the fattest cat in the world is named Archie
and they are throwing all these toys at him
and he isn't doing anything...just staring! LOL!
Well the other day, I was looking at my requirements for my major.
And I could change to pre-veterinary if I wanted to For a
hot minute I did consider wanting to be a vet.
Because I love all animals...if it were up to me my house would be a zoo!
But, I changed my mind cuz I couldn't bear to put them to sleep
or cut off their leg, or embarrass them with the stupid cone!
If anyone doesn't have a dog, I'd suggest getting at least 2!
Bee nice to pets, they are the cutest things ever,
they will always love you,
and they are way better & cheaper than having kids!
Watch out for the lazy fat dawg!
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Rich bitche$
what a sweetie!
the kardashians are selling mad shit on ebay for charity!
sellin the range rovah, louis vuittons, Chanel, Gucci & dresses
Get this...Kim slangs on ebay as
KIMSAPRINCESS! she got 1000+ feedback too!
I really don't like Kloe & Kourtney they act dumb ass hell
How bout the cheetah girl...thats cool they are sisters in lawz
There's even Reggie Bush's nikes, too!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
LiL orphan Annie
When I was in 3rd grade...I was the a school play Annie
I was the little orphan Duffy!
I had red hair and I wanted to move to NYC to be on Broadway
I still know all the songs...& I can sing!
Well get this:
like 2 weeks ago I scavenged the thrift and found this
cute lil Annie sweater...a lil too small but who cares
Imma slice it off the shoulder...
Then day after Thanxgiving...it comes on TV!
Annie is straight up OG lil girl living in the
NYC hay days... mobster status...
& I do wish I was a 1920's lady gangstah for sure!
Dig my favorite songs...
They ARE ALL CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!
I was the little orphan Duffy!
I had red hair and I wanted to move to NYC to be on Broadway
I still know all the songs...& I can sing!
Well get this:
like 2 weeks ago I scavenged the thrift and found this
cute lil Annie sweater...a lil too small but who cares
Imma slice it off the shoulder...
Then day after Thanxgiving...it comes on TV!
Annie is straight up OG lil girl living in the
NYC hay days... mobster status...
& I do wish I was a 1920's lady gangstah for sure!
Dig my favorite songs...
They ARE ALL CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!
Wu Tang C.r.e.a.m Like always
honestly if you are a true sneaker fiend you would
be willing to bend brands cuz they are bad ass right?
now i don't care that they are FILAS...
I don't even care that they say rip odb on the sneak tip
But they are bad assss!
Not available everywhere...a finishline exclusive!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Bad girLs cLub
i'm glad bad girls club is back on when?
i dont even know
but i dont think that anyone can be doper than season 2
i liked darlen, tanisha, & jennavecia the most
& there is some bogus ass stuff on photobucket
but it's funny how much people love to hate
& i wouldnt be scared of tanisha...shed be my backup!
and there's more bogus shit on neveen but she was a bitch so thats what she gets
and i love my little psycho darlen...shes just like me!
i dont even know
but i dont think that anyone can be doper than season 2
i liked darlen, tanisha, & jennavecia the most
& there is some bogus ass stuff on photobucket
but it's funny how much people love to hate
& i wouldnt be scared of tanisha...shed be my backup!
and there's more bogus shit on neveen but she was a bitch so thats what she gets
and i love my little psycho darlen...shes just like me!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Fcuk Math!
Seriously!
If your not going to add up how much money you're
gonna get then why bother?!
I failed the math placement test for the 3rd time!
They wanna put me in dummy math!
Truth is, I don't know no math!
In all my high school years I got lucky
with old senile teachers that I tricked
Me being a little devil girl, i did change the scores in the gradebook
but c'mon the teacher was wearing ruler suspenders!
& use the "pass to the nurse" trick and go home.
But, I'm saying
Algebra is so stupid....no one will ever need it in life!
Not even 50 cent & he's a millionaire!
If your not going to add up how much money you're
gonna get then why bother?!
I failed the math placement test for the 3rd time!
They wanna put me in dummy math!
Truth is, I don't know no math!
In all my high school years I got lucky
with old senile teachers that I tricked
Me being a little devil girl, i did change the scores in the gradebook
but c'mon the teacher was wearing ruler suspenders!
& use the "pass to the nurse" trick and go home.
But, I'm saying
Algebra is so stupid....no one will ever need it in life!
Not even 50 cent & he's a millionaire!
Monday, November 17, 2008
You gotta cop this album
Ladies after listening to this
You can get over your BF Ray Ray who broke your heart!
Maybe you can find yourself a rapper
Even a dude with a car!
Sorry Kanye is already taken by ME!
He just got arrested in london...ooh he's such a bad boy!
I'd buy the album just for Love Lockdown & Heartle$$
Instant classics!
Get the 808's & Heartbreak Album you know everyone's gonna buy it so
Avoid the screaming groupies by pre-ordering it today!
@ KanyeUniverseCity.com
(I'm a street marketer for Kanyeezy)
UPDATE:
The Cd is pretty good.
I don't know why other people are hating but whatever
I like that you can feel Kanye coming out his shell
and going "EMO" i guess
and he kept it real on the tracks.
the autotune shit is what's happinin'
and Kanye is a genius jumpin on the bandwagon!
All this this & that & promoting his new line.
PASTELLE!
You can get over your BF Ray Ray who broke your heart!
Maybe you can find yourself a rapper
Even a dude with a car!
Sorry Kanye is already taken by ME!
He just got arrested in london...ooh he's such a bad boy!
I'd buy the album just for Love Lockdown & Heartle$$
Instant classics!
Get the 808's & Heartbreak Album you know everyone's gonna buy it so
Avoid the screaming groupies by pre-ordering it today!
@ KanyeUniverseCity.com
(I'm a street marketer for Kanyeezy)
UPDATE:
The Cd is pretty good.
I don't know why other people are hating but whatever
I like that you can feel Kanye coming out his shell
and going "EMO" i guess
and he kept it real on the tracks.
the autotune shit is what's happinin'
and Kanye is a genius jumpin on the bandwagon!
All this this & that & promoting his new line.
PASTELLE!
not Wi$e guy
Who's idea was it to trade you anyways!?
Nick Swisher I just want you to know that
I will mi$$ you and still love you
& I don't care if your a Yankee Doodle
I'll go to the Bronx and go see you!
I love you Nick Swisher!
Winter is a blowin
It's 30 degrees give or take
in chilly Chicago, IL
I'm cold kickin it...
Not ready for the season
But I went to North Face yestaday
& I felt toasty!
and thank goodness for north face to keep me warm!
For Christmas, I'd like a Plush velour Denali like this one
in chilly Chicago, IL
I'm cold kickin it...
Not ready for the season
But I went to North Face yestaday
& I felt toasty!
and thank goodness for north face to keep me warm!
For Christmas, I'd like a Plush velour Denali like this one
Saturday, November 15, 2008
mos def a Claw Money groupie
I've put my powerpoint skills to the test!
I'm pretty damn sure
I can be an extraordinary advertiser & marketer
I'm so cool for school I did a presentation
on my girL....CLAW MONeY!
I email her...I told her we could do business.
She's so dope fresh that new born babies are jealous of her.
Anyways, I been a long time groupie of Claw Mahoney!
I buy alot of her stuff cuz it is so iLLin'
I am so on her nutz. I like her so much.
It's like real recognizes real and that's why we'd be PBFF
Her outgoing style and swagger kinda reminds me of me.
She's definitely an Original Gangsta!
And I swear everytime I pick up her book, I discover something new.
I'm gonna meet her one day. I'ma do fill ins with her.
Here are some of the pics I used in my presentation
I'm pretty damn sure
I can be an extraordinary advertiser & marketer
I'm so cool for school I did a presentation
on my girL....CLAW MONeY!
I email her...I told her we could do business.
She's so dope fresh that new born babies are jealous of her.
Anyways, I been a long time groupie of Claw Mahoney!
I buy alot of her stuff cuz it is so iLLin'
I am so on her nutz. I like her so much.
It's like real recognizes real and that's why we'd be PBFF
Her outgoing style and swagger kinda reminds me of me.
She's definitely an Original Gangsta!
And I swear everytime I pick up her book, I discover something new.
I'm gonna meet her one day. I'ma do fill ins with her.
Here are some of the pics I used in my presentation
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Dream Job
Bee & Apes got new jobs!
& we are working together!
At a shoe spot!
Sweeeeeet!
& it was funny how we got the job!
We walked in the store...
I guess we asked the right people!
Bam! Interview next day!
Both illin on the interview.
Got the call back bac-2-bac!
& Bada bing bada boom!
It's gonna be a Mary Christmas
& we are working together!
At a shoe spot!
Sweeeeeet!
& it was funny how we got the job!
We walked in the store...
I guess we asked the right people!
Bam! Interview next day!
Both illin on the interview.
Got the call back bac-2-bac!
& Bada bing bada boom!
It's gonna be a Mary Christmas
Sunday, November 9, 2008
me won the lottery!
If I was a rich girl...nanananah!
Lady Saw & Gwen Stefani & me mean rich!
What kind of rich? Is a million rich?!
I just know that I'm going to be rich
Filthy rich! Stinking rich! Paris Hilton rich!
So rich I'm gonna be a Santa Claws!
God knows I will do good with my money.
Not like the evil greedy green people.
And I was this close to winning the lottery!
Actually I won $150 from $1
I had a thing that night to play the mega millions
I know I am just super lucky!
Mark my words....I wiLL win!
Lady Saw & Gwen Stefani & me mean rich!
What kind of rich? Is a million rich?!
I just know that I'm going to be rich
Filthy rich! Stinking rich! Paris Hilton rich!
So rich I'm gonna be a Santa Claws!
God knows I will do good with my money.
Not like the evil greedy green people.
And I was this close to winning the lottery!
Actually I won $150 from $1
I had a thing that night to play the mega millions
I know I am just super lucky!
Mark my words....I wiLL win!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Steve! Steve! Steve!
So I went to the Steve Wilkos show.
I actually watch it sometimes.
Bee N Apes love when he tells people
"You don't have the comfort of sitting on my chair!"
then he tells people "Get off my stage"
I went to the Jerry Springer show & I sat in the front row
So I go to Steve & I sit front row again!
They told us not to overreact and make faces but I did
Especially when Steve bent over right in front of me!!
The first show was a lil weird
But! The 2nd one was wooord!
It was about a daughter who hated her mom
Her mom smoked PCP & chopped her hair off
& Her hair was chopped off, too!
Then we said whaddup to Steve
and it was 10pm & we went to bust out with the
Obama Block Party.
The End!
Peace.
Friday, October 31, 2008
They tried to make me go to rehab I said Noo Noo Nooo!
true story! I was to go to rehab but my dad
said fuck this lets get outta this nuthouse!
Soooooo anyways wanna see me as Amy!
It was bad ass! I went to the club even though I'm not 21
Everyone was like Amy! OMG Amy winehouse!
& I was walking down the street singing
& People liked my missing tooth
Man that Rehab wig was a hot item!
Sold on ebay for over $100!
Good thing I got the hookup at partycity
& got it for $16.99!
I think i'll be amy winehouse again next year!
said fuck this lets get outta this nuthouse!
Soooooo anyways wanna see me as Amy!
It was bad ass! I went to the club even though I'm not 21
Everyone was like Amy! OMG Amy winehouse!
& I was walking down the street singing
& People liked my missing tooth
Man that Rehab wig was a hot item!
Sold on ebay for over $100!
Good thing I got the hookup at partycity
& got it for $16.99!
I think i'll be amy winehouse again next year!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Me Brendabee Voted!!!
I voted today! I'm glad to say Obama is my boy
and I hope he makes us proud!
Needless to say...
This is why we all love Obama!
people! I can be on photobucket all day!!!!
and I hope he makes us proud!
Needless to say...
This is why we all love Obama!
people! I can be on photobucket all day!!!!
Friday, October 24, 2008
happy bee day apes money
To apes money!
My honey!
He's the deuce fin (25)
and we chilled on 14th & Michigan
in a bad ass crib overlooking Soldier Field
(you know where da bears play)
& we had a gay-o-time
with nino brown and pawn coffee & gdunks & m.i.a.
& sad girl & mousey from mi vida loca
(inside joke..ud know if u were chillin with us)
happy bee day ape$
& many many more!
My honey!
He's the deuce fin (25)
and we chilled on 14th & Michigan
in a bad ass crib overlooking Soldier Field
(you know where da bears play)
& we had a gay-o-time
with nino brown and pawn coffee & gdunks & m.i.a.
& sad girl & mousey from mi vida loca
(inside joke..ud know if u were chillin with us)
happy bee day ape$
& many many more!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
I'm finna b Amy Winehouse for Halloween
I know pretty scary huh!
Well I was gonna be a ghetto Marilyn Monroe
but my wig got flipped
So now my lovely sister Irene is gonna hook me up with a crow's nest
and some black ass eyeliner!
Why is it coming out so big...ah well close up!
Did you know that at Party City they sell a "rehab" wig!
No trick or treating but I'mma pass out candy at my mama's
Scare the kids and steal their candy
Past Halloweens I was Mario, Apes was Luigi.
I was always a witch when I was little.
I was a short Michael Myers before.
Next year I'll be Spongebabe!
Booooooooooooooooooo!
I love Halloween it's da best!
Well I was gonna be a ghetto Marilyn Monroe
but my wig got flipped
So now my lovely sister Irene is gonna hook me up with a crow's nest
and some black ass eyeliner!
Why is it coming out so big...ah well close up!
Did you know that at Party City they sell a "rehab" wig!
No trick or treating but I'mma pass out candy at my mama's
Scare the kids and steal their candy
Past Halloweens I was Mario, Apes was Luigi.
I was always a witch when I was little.
I was a short Michael Myers before.
Next year I'll be Spongebabe!
Booooooooooooooooooo!
I love Halloween it's da best!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Shicahgoans call it "Mi$hgan Ave"
Oh,Michigan Avenue!
How I frickin adore you & can't stand ya at the same time.
The richies call it Michigan Avennuuu
But I call it Mi$gan Ave <~~~ just "ave"
If you wanna cruise down Mi$hgan Ave you can watch Twista's Overnight Celebrity Video I've popped many tags on Mishgan Ave
& Snoop Dogg & R Kelly video Pass that Shit! I definitely have.
Well outta towners...
remember to walk faster before u get robbed by the bums!
No I take that back, the bums are cool.
The crackheads and the gold diggers is what you have to worry about!
Bee & Apes always used to say that if we can meet a rich old lady or old man on Mi$hgan Ave then we can milk them and secretly be together!!!
I've spent a couple nights on Michigan Ave's cold sidewalk, too.
For campouts at the "just alrite" Niketown.
Mishgan Ave is cool at 4 o clock in the morning
when u can skateboard down the whole strip
& The crazy people do come out at night!
But I feel bad cuz they are insane in the membrane..
no pun intended! seriously it's sad
So what are my favorite stores to jack, I mean, shop:
Oh the infamous North Face, the Polo Mansion, Watertower (a whole mall within itself), then H&M & Victoria's Secret is across the street,
Closeby "The Drake" (name drop) is Chanel & Gucci & Louie Vuitton
wait there's like 2 other big malls, you got the 900 shops & some Galeria (ohwee)
with the LEGO store & Sephora, u got Neiman Marcus, Tiffany & Cartier, who are telling me the time, GAP, there used to be a dope Timberland store.
oh yeah they just put up a Forever 21 but I think that one is wack.
There is also a survey spot where I get free money! Seriously!
Also, Coach & La Perla & Garetts Ghetto Popcron, if you love cheese popcorn we got the best!I forget about the Apple Store where I go on the internet for hours!
Oh yeah, people on Mishgan Ave are on their grind.
Ever heard of silver boy, and bucket boys? Only in Chicago...
That's actually right in front of Niketown. This Silver dude is a hater! He turned his hip hop off cuz a bum was jammin'The difference between State Street & Mi$hgan Ave is that Mi$hgan Ave
is more high class and State Street is bougee & more hippie.
And more ghetto people who think they faboulous going to school
downtown stenching it with smoking the smelliest cigarettes ever.
I do absolutely loooove the flowers & shrubs Mayor Daley likes to spend all our tax money for. I steal them and plant them in my garden. Whatta Mexican! Just kidding.
Also on Michgan Ave is Millenium Park!
Where that stupid silver bean is.
$36 Million Dollars on a stupid silver bean is pretty smart...right Daley?
Mayor Daley is our mayor and he's a mobster!
But I do like this about Millenium Park
A Glass TV fountain with people's faces. I want my face on there.
& They move & wink!
That's Chicago for ya people! Come visit me! I own the airport!
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