Nicole Richie Prego Again!

My favorite bad girl prankster is pregnant again!
Glad she got the loot to maintain them
& Not like that weirdo Octuplet mom!
Anyways, I think babies are a blessing!
And I can, but can't wait to be a mommy too.
Nicole is a down diaper changin diva!
Haha Lionel Richie is the gramps!

Here's what they had to say in Harper's Bazaar Mag.

Nicole on motherhood:
“Hmm, I would say how fun it is. Everybody talks about how difficult it is in the first three months, but I absolutely love it. Everything I do is for her. My whole life revolves around her and I absolutely love it. I was so excited from the minute I found out I was pregnant … and it’s been nothing but an amazing ride since.”

Lionel on how Nicole changed:
“Motherhood has given her all the keys to understanding how her mother and I were trying to raise her. Now it has come full circle.”

On marriage and getting more kids:
“One day, yeah — not tomorrow, not today. We are committed to our family. I’m 26. I’ve definitely had a very eventful year. So right now, it’s about me enjoying my time with my daughter. I want five children: twin boys and three girls. I’ve wanted that since I was a little girl.”

Five children....that rings a beLL~!

Happy Birthday Michael Jordan

He's the man! & Aquarius!
OMG I love him!
I know he made mad money in 2008 with all
the countdown packages!
He's my mama and dada's age!
He used to live in the Orland Hills
He's doin it & he don't even have to play the game!
And I grew up lovin' him back then in '94!
MJ I just ask to give me a pair of 12's in red & white!
He made a huge dent in the fashion game!
Cuz everyone wants to bee like Mike!
Whatta man! And he reps Chicago!
In the Bulls & the White Sox!
Happy Beeday on Feb. 17th
He is 46 years young today!

Who Likes Milkshakes!?

Apprently Nas does!
That fine ass jerk off cheated on me with Kelis!
They are having a baby!
I heard this from PerezHilton.com
That baby sure is one lucky son of a rapper!
whatta cute couple, see love does exist!
I hope bee & apes end up like them!

What's hot with Paris Hilton

This post was originally about spreadin'
rumor that Paris Hilton got robbed
She was out at the club all nite and
when she came home she noticed that

3 millie of bling was gone!
she also got a new cah.... nice choice
but why not hot pink?
why princess pink?

Rich bitche$

what a sweetie!
the kardashians are selling mad shit on ebay for charity!
sellin the range rovah, louis vuittons, Chanel, Gucci & dresses
Get this...Kim slangs on ebay as
KIMSAPRINCESS! she got 1000+ feedback too!
I really don't like Kloe & Kourtney they act dumb ass hell
How bout the cheetah girl...thats cool they are sisters in lawz
There's even Reggie Bush's nikes, too!

mos def a Claw Money groupie

I've put my powerpoint skills to the test!
I'm pretty damn sure
I can be an extraordinary advertiser & marketer
I'm so cool for school I did a presentation
on my girL....CLAW MONeY!
I email her...I told her we could do business.
She's so dope fresh that new born babies are jealous of her.
Anyways, I been a long time groupie of Claw Mahoney!
I buy alot of her stuff cuz it is so iLLin'
I am so on her nutz. I like her so much.
It's like real recognizes real and that's why we'd be PBFF
Her outgoing style and swagger kinda reminds me of me.
She's definitely an Original Gangsta!
And I swear everytime I pick up her book, I discover something new.
I'm gonna meet her one day. I'ma do fill ins with her.

Here are some of the pics I used in my presentation

Kanye West got swagger like us...

swagger swagger like us swagger like us

See he's still a G...he still got his south side swagger!
If I was pissed off at the papparazzi I woulda wilded out, too, shit!
I'm saying, can't tell me nothing!

Oh yeah, Apes says my face lights up whenever Kanye is mentioned!
Like when we were at Lollapalooza walking to the stage. I guess it's true.
Yeah he's a cocky sumnabitch, but he's so Chicago!
gosh...I Love em!