LiL orphan Annie

When I was in 3rd grade...I was the a school play Annie
I was the little orphan Duffy!
I had red hair and I wanted to move to NYC to be on Broadway
I still know all the songs...& I can sing!
Well get this:
like 2 weeks ago I scavenged the thrift and found this
cute lil Annie sweater...a lil too small but who cares
Imma slice it off the shoulder...

Then day after Thanxgiving...it comes on TV!
Annie is straight up OG lil girl living in the
NYC hay days... mobster status...
& I do wish I was a 1920's lady gangstah for sure!
Dig my favorite songs...








They ARE ALL CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!

Wu Tang C.r.e.a.m Like always

honestly if you are a true sneaker fiend you would
be willing to bend brands cuz they are bad ass right?
now i don't care that they are FILAS...
I don't even care that they say rip odb on the sneak tip
But they are bad assss!
Not available everywhere...a finishline exclusive!

Bad girLs cLub

i'm glad bad girls club is back on when?
i dont even know
but i dont think that anyone can be doper than season 2
i liked darlen, tanisha, & jennavecia the most


& there is some bogus ass stuff on photobucket
but it's funny how much people love to hate


& i wouldnt be scared of tanisha...shed be my backup!

and there's more bogus shit on neveen but she was a bitch so thats what she gets

and i love my little psycho darlen...shes just like me!

why you should go to coLLege

need i say more?

Fcuk Math!

Seriously!
If your not going to add up how much money you're
gonna get then why bother?!
I failed the math placement test for the 3rd time!
They wanna put me in dummy math!
Truth is, I don't know no math!
In all my high school years I got lucky
with old senile teachers that I tricked
Me being a little devil girl, i did change the scores in the gradebook
but c'mon the teacher was wearing ruler suspenders!
& use the "pass to the nurse" trick and go home.
But, I'm saying
Algebra is so stupid....no one will ever need it in life!
Not even 50 cent & he's a millionaire!

You gotta cop this album

Ladies after listening to this
You can get over your BF Ray Ray who broke your heart!
Maybe you can find yourself a rapper
Even a dude with a car!
Sorry Kanye is already taken by ME!
He just got arrested in london...ooh he's such a bad boy!
I'd buy the album just for Love Lockdown & Heartle$$
Instant classics!



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UPDATE:
The Cd is pretty good.
I don't know why other people are hating but whatever
I like that you can feel Kanye coming out his shell
and going "EMO" i guess
and he kept it real on the tracks.
the autotune shit is what's happinin'
and Kanye is a genius jumpin on the bandwagon!
All this this & that & promoting his new line.
PASTELLE!

not Wi$e guy

Who's idea was it to trade you anyways!?
Nick Swisher I just want you to know that
I will mi$$ you and still love you
& I don't care if your a Yankee Doodle
I'll go to the Bronx and go see you!
I love you Nick Swisher!

Winter is a blowin

It's 30 degrees give or take
in chilly Chicago, IL
I'm cold kickin it...
Not ready for the season
But I went to North Face yestaday
& I felt toasty!
and thank goodness for north face to keep me warm!
For Christmas, I'd like a Plush velour Denali like this one

mos def a Claw Money groupie

I've put my powerpoint skills to the test!
I'm pretty damn sure
I can be an extraordinary advertiser & marketer
I'm so cool for school I did a presentation
on my girL....CLAW MONeY!
I email her...I told her we could do business.
She's so dope fresh that new born babies are jealous of her.
Anyways, I been a long time groupie of Claw Mahoney!
I buy alot of her stuff cuz it is so iLLin'
I am so on her nutz. I like her so much.
It's like real recognizes real and that's why we'd be PBFF
Her outgoing style and swagger kinda reminds me of me.
She's definitely an Original Gangsta!
And I swear everytime I pick up her book, I discover something new.
I'm gonna meet her one day. I'ma do fill ins with her.

Here are some of the pics I used in my presentation

Dream Job

Bee & Apes got new jobs!
& we are working together!
At a shoe spot!
Sweeeeeet!
& it was funny how we got the job!
We walked in the store...
I guess we asked the right people!
Bam! Interview next day!
Both illin on the interview.
Got the call back bac-2-bac!
& Bada bing bada boom!
It's gonna be a Mary Christmas

me won the lottery!

If I was a rich girl...nanananah!
Lady Saw & Gwen Stefani & me mean rich!
What kind of rich? Is a million rich?!
I just know that I'm going to be rich
Filthy rich! Stinking rich! Paris Hilton rich!
So rich I'm gonna be a Santa Claws!
God knows I will do good with my money.
Not like the evil greedy green people.
And I was this close to winning the lottery!
Actually I won $150 from $1
I had a thing that night to play the mega millions
I know I am just super lucky!
Mark my words....I wiLL win!

Steve! Steve! Steve!

So I went to the Steve Wilkos show.
I actually watch it sometimes.
Bee N Apes love when he tells people
"You don't have the comfort of sitting on my chair!"
then he tells people "Get off my stage"
I went to the Jerry Springer show & I sat in the front row
So I go to Steve & I sit front row again!
They told us not to overreact and make faces but I did
Especially when Steve bent over right in front of me!!
The first show was a lil weird
But! The 2nd one was wooord!
It was about a daughter who hated her mom
Her mom smoked PCP & chopped her hair off
& Her hair was chopped off, too!
Then we said whaddup to Steve
and it was 10pm & we went to bust out with the
Obama Block Party.
The End!
Peace.