R.i.P. Selena

I really miss Selena!
I used to listen to her when I was a lil brazer girL!
I even auditioned to be in the movie when I used to hang out
on the north side. Any Chicago chicas remember that?
Anyways, it will be 14 years tomorrow that she got murked.
But no doubt! Selena was the iLL NANA!

She had her own clothing line, beauty salon, and sang in English & Spanish!
She had so much style for paisas back then!
Considered the Kween of Tejano music.
George "Dubya" Bush did one great thing, when he was the governor of Texas,
he dubbed Selena's beeday, April 16, Selena Day in Texas.
It's such a shame that someone so ugly and jealous would do that to her.
But, anyways, she was so beautiful; they say angels always belong in heaven.
There's lot of websites and blogs in her memory still to this day!
If you wanna hear some good songs of hers, check my faves:
el chico en apartamento 512
La Caracha
No me Queda mas
Como La Flor
Techno Cumbia
Last Dance/On the radio
all jammies!
Rest Peacefully in heaven Selena!

Easter Egg Extravanganza @ Soldier Field Daaa Bears

Giant easter egg hunt on the field!!!!
This Saturday April 4th from 10 am to noon
Soldier Field is damn expensive!
Even the nose bleed seats are $55!
This easter egg event is freeeeeeeeeeee!
So bring out the kids, celebrate the occasion,
and steal some grass as a souvenier!!!
I don't have any kids, yet but I'd be all over this.
But, I told all my friends to bring out their
little dunny bunnies!

ODee has a date!

My #1 son, Odee-man, has a play date w/ some chick!
He is such a stud I'm glad he's finally gettin' some!
He's single and ready to mingle if any other "bitches" are interested!
I'm so happy! He's been such a humpy lately.
Hey! I know its gross but that's how life pops out
these cutesy little puppies! I'm gonna benefit with a OD2!
Awww, puppy love!

A sneakerfiend since 1996

In this lovely picture back in 1996 is sneakerfiend me
and my cousins who live in Boston
Lisa to the left and Ashley to the far right rockin their Rodmans
We were all the museum acting like we were Egyptian chicks!
My ma dressed me that day but I picked out the shoes!

And now I finally have them. For a steal-o price!
OG 1996 and in great condition! Thanks ebay!
Yes my sneaker collection is complete
That don't mean Im stopping though!

Asher Roth- I Love College

This is such a coincidence I posted this the other day.
Last night we took a 2 an half hour ride to Champaign, IL
it is where University of Illinois is and
its basically a college town out of the fields
It was so f-n dope. all these college kids around
It was actually nice out (50 dgrees) heat wave!
and unofficial st. patty's day weekend so everyone was
out and dressed in green. We walked around, chilled at the bar,
drank green beer, apes got hit on by a sleezy college slut,
busted out at the frat houses and u shoulda seen the tons of
aluminum cans on the porches I said,
"if a bum knew of this town, he'd pick up all this shit
and be rich"
& yes everyone was eating pizza, spots were hoppin'
apes wants to be a college kid to party in the towns-
I would too, firk it. live it up!

"I LOVE COLLEGE" Official Video - Asher Roth

Why does this dude sound sooo much like EMinem???
The big of fuss is that this dude will smash eminem!
His album, the Greenhouse Effect, sounds pretty dope
I like the concept of this song
We'll have to wait and see if dude ain't a one hit
wonder.

Kanye's New Bitch

He's in loove with a stripper!
Ha! I know Kanye is a freak!
He says he likes porn &
he was once addicted to sex.
I think Kanye's just having a little fun
while it lasts.
On the other hand, at first I figured
that maybe they were just friends,
they find common ground.
Flamboyancy attracts!
I hope this don't last!!!
Oh yeah, her name is Amber Rose.

More special sauce please!

You know what, I'm glad Nike is releasing new shit
for the ladies and all that
But, honestly, the kicks are just mediocre
I need some hot fire to convince me to cop up
So Nike Corp. if your listening, hire me as a color tester,
or just do it harder. Trust me, I work at a store,
all that mediocre shit is ending up in the clearance rack!

Forever 21 loves thickness

Forever 21 announces that they'll make more sizes
for the thick girls! So now thay can't bitch that
Forever 21 is only for skinny bitches!
Good. Expand your clientele!

Stussy x Hellz Bellz

Very bitchin dope collabo. Make that money honeys!

iLLinois is becoming like Cali

Some lawmakers approve medical marijuana for
cancer, AIDS, & hurtful diseases!
I wanna see the old people chief up.
You can have up to 7 plants in your crib &
up to 2 ozs. of "usable" ganja meaning the good shit!

who's in Claw's crew?

Claw Money, M.I.A., SantogoLd, Brenda Bee, Amy Winehouse, Victoria Beckham...
now that's a Bad Ass Crew.